1. me: what are taxes and how do I pay them?
    school system: worry not
    school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

  2. So the drugstore I was in today had a perfume display. Here are some of the perfumes I came across.

    jessicarabbit:

    tenr0se:

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    Dirt

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    Funeral Home

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    Weed

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    Grass

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    Holy Water

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    Laundromat

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    Leather

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    New Zealand 

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    Play-Doh 

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    Wet Garden

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    Tomato

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    Suntan Lotion

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    Sex on the Beach

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    Riding Crop

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    Soap

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    And Finally, Swimming Pool

    "No officer, for the last time, I did not smoke weed. Thats just my new perfume, cannabis flower"

    (Source: allo-nsy)

  3. (Source: supremediwa)

  4. joshpeck:

    someone did this to my english teacher’s poster of shakespeare last year and she still hasn’t changed it

  5. myintrovertedmind:

    « The Real Africa : Fight The Stereotype » by Thiri Mariah Boucher

    P.R.E.A.C.H.

  6. aktx:

    tarntino:

    me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

    white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

  7. windwolf0097:

dirtylittledamsel:

this is more dramatic than a Lana Del Rey music video

    windwolf0097:

    dirtylittledamsel:

    this is more dramatic than a Lana Del Rey music video

  8. writteninthestarwars:

    batsyandmrj:

    There’s thousands of notes on posts about how unfair it is that there isn’t a wonder woman movie and now that its been officially announced nobody is talking about it?

    Like Can I get at least a hell yeah?

    It’s mostly cause this is just an announcement, and DC will have probably packed in making non-Batman movies by then. Plus, nobody trusts the current staff in the movies arm at DC. They suck fierce, so the probability of this being any way good is slim to none.

  9. dumbledorathexplora:

    I think its horrible how people just celebrate Halloween without knowing why! We wouldn’t even be here if Jesus hadn’t slain that colossal pumpkin

  10. unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

    EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW

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    NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES

    (Source: wingbeifong)